Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 585 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
sad
You Burn Niles SMG4 Fried Chicken
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/180 points)
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame